Snow White & The Seven Not Particularly Tall People
by Jack Burgess published 2008
Suitable for All Groups
A new take on the much beloved tale featuring the Wicked Queen, chuckle mines, the seven dwarfs, sorry NPTPs, and Dick Whittington & his cat (pardon?).
King Kev of Saccharinia marries the Acid Queen Tartarina of Vinegaria. Her obsession with being the fairest means bad trouble for her stepdaughter Snow White. She is helped by the seven NPTPS and Dick who has somehow got trapped in the wrong panto. This sparkling and highly inventive script is guaranteed to have your audience rolling in the aisles.
Players: 3 male, 6 female, 6 male/female
Cast: Snow White, King Kevin, Queen Tartarina, Lord Slitherspin, Genie of the Mirror, Dick Whittington, Tom Kat, Bolshy, Funky, Dodgy, Nerdy, Giggly, Lofty, Colin, Bishop, Lady Mucquet, Mrs Wobbly-Rumplington, Miss Grimleigh-Prim
Sets: 4 main sets
Running Time: 2 hours
Notes: Production notes including FX provided in a separate booklet
Download Sample Script: Snow White & The Seven Not Particularly Tall People